Cheat's Version of Jamie Oliver Simple Baked Lasagne

I made Jamie Oliver's simple baked lasagne for the second time last night because it is delicious and also because it uses up the squashes I grew. However, it is also a lot of work, so the second time  I made quite a few modifications to make it easier, with no significant change to the taste. That said, I wasn't able to bring the time it took down below 2.5 hours (although I think I could have cut another 30 minutes of that if I hadn't failed to read ahead in the recipe). In case you would also like to make the simpler version, here's what I did (with pictures along the way to help you):

WARNING: Start cooking at least 2 hours before you want to eat, 3-3.5 hours to follow the full cooking times recommended by Jamie.

Ingredients for the meat part
4 rashers pancetta or smoked bacon, finely sliced
1 pinch cinnamon
200 g (=about the volume of 2 onions) Sainsbury's frozen finely chopped vegetables (=chopped carrot, onion and celery, replaces 1 onion and 1 carrot)
2 tsp frozen garlic (replaces 2 cloves of garlic)
5 rounded teaspoons of dried herbs, e.g. herbes de Provence or thyme, rosemary, oregano, sage (replaces 2 handfuls fresh herbs: sage, oregano, rosemary, thyme)
olive oil
600 g frozen beef mince (replaces 400g beef mince, 200g pork mince)
2 x 400 g tins of chopped tomatoes
2 glasses red wine or water (= about half a tomato tin of liquid)
2 bay leaves
1 butternut squash , halved, deseeded and roughly chopped
2 heaped tsp of ground coriander (replaces 1 tablespoon coriander seeds, bashed)
1/2-1 tsp red chilli flakes (replaces 1 dried red chilli, bashed)
salt
black pepper
1 packet of fresh lasagne sheets (ideally 400 g, but I tried freezing my leftovers last time and they were horrible after that, so on the basis of waste not want not, just use whatever pack size you can find)
400 g mozzarella , torn up (or simply 2 balls of mozzarella, unless you have use for the the remaining bit you will be left with from the fact no one seems to sell 200g mozzarella balls)
Ingredients for the white sauce
500 ml crème fraîche (or 600 ml if like me you can only find 300 ml and 600 ml pots)
optional: 3 anchovies , finely chopped - I leave this out, I'm allergic to fish
2 handfuls of grated Parmesan cheese - Jamie says freshly grated, using pre-grated saves time and washing up
a little milk , optional

Method:
0. Start 2-3.5 hours before you want to eat - 2 hours for quick cooks prepared to skip part of the recommended cooking time, 3.5 hours for less speedy cooks who want to cook for as long as Jamie recommends, somewhere in between for any other combination (I removed an hour of the recommended cooking time for my version).
1. Preheat the oven to 180ºC/350ºF/gas 4.
2. In a large casserole-type pan slowly fry the pancetta and cinnamon until golden, then add the frozen finely chopped veg, the garlic, the herbs and about 4 tablespoons of olive oil.
3. Mix these together, then add the frozen beef.
4. Cook for about 5 minutes, then add the tinned tomatoes and the wine or water.
5. Add the bay leaves and bring to the boil.
6. Get some greaseproof paper, wet it and place it on top of the pan with a lid placed on top as well.

7. Then place in the preheated oven for about 1 hour (Jamie Oliver says 2 hours in the oven or simmer on the hob over a gentle heat for around an hour and a half). Go immediately to the next step of this recipe, you don't have time to sit down yet.

8. Peel, deseed and slice your butternut squash (if you are using up a winter squash with the sort of skin that refuses to come off when it's still raw, just slice and deseed, you can take the skin off when it's cooked). Rub your squash slices with olive oil, and sprinkle with salt, pepper and the ground coriander plus chilli flakes to taste (not much if you're a wuss like me). Place on a baking tray and roast in the oven for the last 45 minutes of cooking the sauce. If you're like me, it's taken you about 15 minutes to get your butternut squash to this stage, so just stick it straight in the oven and make sure there's 45 minutes left on the timer, the meat will be sufficiently done when the squash has had its 45 minutes. You can now go and do other things until the timer goes off (although if you are grating your own Parmesan, doing that grating should be one of those things).

9. When the timer goes off and the sauce is done, take it and the squash out of the oven.
10. Mix together your crème fraîche, anchovies (if using), and a handful of Parmesan.

11. Season the crème fraîche mixture and also the meat mixture with salt and pepper. You may need to loosen the crème fraîche mixture with a little milk.
12. Turn the oven up to 200ºC/400ºF/gas 6.
13. To assemble the lasagne, rub an earthenware lasagne dish with olive oil. Jamie Oliver then says to lay some sheets of lasagne over the bottom and drape them over the sides. I found this quite hard to interpret, so I did this:

14. Add about half the meat mixture in a layer on the bottom.

15. Add about a third of the white sauce and a sprinkling of Parmesan (I used too much white sauce and had to skimp on the other layers).

16. Break the butternut squash into pieces/use a spoon to scoop out the winter squash away from the skin and use this as one layer.

17. Assess whether the sheets of lasagne you have left will only be enough for one more layer or whether there's enough for two. If you have enough for two, add another layer now, like I did, if not save your remaining sheets for the top.
18. Add the rest of the meat mixture in another layer (whether or not you've added in a layer of lasagne sheets).

19. Then add half the remaining white sauce (a third of the total white sauce - I didn't have as much left as I'd have liked as I didn't realise I needed to split it into thirds).

20. Add your final layer of lasagne sheets and fold in any bits of lasagne sheet hanging over the side.
21. Spread your remaining white sauce across the lasagne sheets, making sure that all parts of the pasta sheets are covered, unless you like crispy bits, in which case the way I did it is enough.
22. Tear up your mozzarella and scatter this over the top, then sprinkle with the last of the Parmesan.

23. Cook in the preheated oven for 30–35 minutes until golden.

In case you want to make Jamie Oliver's original version of this recipe, you can find it here. I highly recommend this lasagne. It is one of the nicest things I've ever cooked (and I've cooked a lot of nice things), and on top of that, although there are a lot of stages to this recipe, none of them are complex or need more than a pretty basic level of skill.

By the way, on the off chance that any supermarkets ever read this, I would love to be able to buy frozen mince with high welfare standards, particularly outdoor-reared, but organic would be fine (I just want the animals have led a happy life). Buying high-welfare fresh mince and freezing it myself is not as good, because you have to carefully defrost home-frozen mince before using it, whereas you can use producer-frozen mince straight from the freezer.

Carrot and beetroot harvest

We've started going down to freezing temperatures at night and I wasn't convinced that repeatedly freezing and thawing was going to do my carrots and beetroots any good, and nor I wasn't sure how much protection the soil is from the frost. Anyhow, we gathered them in and they look so cool (and the carrots look surprisingly straight given that hey were growing in stony ground).

First frost and cayenne pepper success

We had our first frost of the season last night. My nasturtiums in the front garden have clearly not survived it, which made me rather worried for my back garden vegetables.

So I went out to have a look at if my cayenne peppers or bell peppers were still salvageable. The answer with the bell peppers was a resounding no, the answer with the cayenne peppers appears to be yes:

But I can't imagine they like frost, so I picked them and brought them in. Cayenne pepper strikes me as way too hot for me to eat in fresh pepper form - I can more imagine accidentally ruining a chilli con carne, so I pretty much don't dare to put them in food. Instead, I have two potential plans for them. Firstly I'm planning to include them in a Christmas wreath and secondly, we've had a spate of fox clubs chewing the ends off car aerials in our area (ours has already been partially masticated), if that starts happening again I'll be then I'll be giving fox cubs the shock of their lives with cayenne juice rubbed on the aerial.
In rather less good news, my leeks are all having to go in the bin, they have some sort of red insect in them. A search of the Internet suggests that a) the pests are allium leaf miners and b) now I have them the only remedy is disposal and crop rotation to avoid them coming up in next year's. They're in all of my leeks, so we're going to dig them up as soon as the ground becomes workably warm. The correct solution, which I've now discovered too late for this year is I should also have added a horticultural fleece from October to November as barrier protection to protect the leeks from them.

Probably an allium leaf miner

How to make leaf mould

Leaf mould is a kind a nice, rich kind of compost that you make from leaves. I went and gathered my leaves in a neighbouring street, as my garden only has one tiny tree and there aren't any trees down our road. The neighbouring road in question is a nice quiet one. This is good for two reasons: 1. fewer people pass by to give you strange looks for gathering up leaves from the pavement and street and 2. the trees haven't spent all year being polluted by vehicle fumes (conventional wisdom is that this is a bad thing for the compost you make).
So, here are the instructions:

1. Gather some leaves in a plastic bag the size of a bin liner.

I found the most efficient way of doing it was to sweep the leaves together with a garden broom, then use a dustpan and brush to grab them and deposit into the bag - more like using tongs or chopsticks than like using a dustpan and brush.
The BBC says: Oak, alder and hornbeam will soon rot down, while sycamore, beech, horse chestnut and sweet chestnut take a little longer. Leaves from conifers and evergreen plants will take between two and three years to compost and are best added in small quantities only, shredding them first to help speed up composting.
I don't have the faintest idea what sort of leaves I've gathered. Some small, red thick ones at the top of the bag and some large yellow, thin ones underneath. Given that the yellow ones had already started to rot in the road, I think the rough rule of thumb is the thicker the leaf, the longer it takes to rot.

2. Poke some holes in the bag.

My bag came with holes already in it, as it was previously the bag the council gathered garden waste in before they switched their system and they never survive more than two collections without the addition of a few tears.

3. Sprinkle on some water - not too much, you don't want them to go slimy (in fact that's what the holes in the bag are for, to let water out and stop them getting all slimy).

4. Tie up the top of the bag and leave somewhere shady and not too conspicuous for 1-3 years (1 year = low quality leaf mould, 2 years = high quality leaf mould providing you've used easy-rot leaves, 3 years = high quality leaf mould even if you used stubborn leaves.

I'm leaving mine behind the shed, at least until we get a new shed. Then I'm going to have to think of a new home for it.

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness in the vegetable garden

The weather's turned misty and cast its effects across the garden. The garden's looking a lot neater, as my husband cut the lawn, neatened the edges and dug over the cucurbit patch.
It's certainly a lot neater than it was less than a month ago (the brown things in the middle of the lawn are sunflower heads that I put out for the birds, but they showed no interest).

Roasting winter squash

This is how I roasted my winter squash for my latest batch of autumnal winter squash soup. First I cut it in half and scooped the seeds out. Then I cut it into segments like this:

I didn't peel the skin off them first because with winter squash sweet dumpling the skin is so tough it's hard enough to cut them, peeling them raw is practically impossible.

I then poured olive oil on them and squooshed them around in it to make sure they were thoroughly coated before baking them for 45 minutes in a 190° oven. They came out all squishy and delicious. It's possible I could have got away with a slightly shorter bake time.

50 shades of carrots

I picked carrots from the line that's supposed to have white carrots in it and got a variety of colours. The pure white ones are generally practically inedible, they're so tough and scrawny. I got the seeds form the allotments where I did my course. They'd produced them themselves. I suspect their white carrots of having mated with orange carrots, hence the variety of colours. I might give it a go from the seed they look like they're trying to produce themselves this year - some of the carrots from the line decided they were annuals not biennials (=flower in the 2nd year) and bolted, so I may get seed.